swing dig

a few of my suitors and I are ringing in the new year in the space galaxy suite
over in New Jersey. Be sure to stop beam in and bring your ray gun!

It's Repeal Day!

How could I only learn about this now, at 8pm?
Today is repeal day.

And, to quote their fine site:

"Repeal Day is not widely celebrated in this country, yet it commemorates the anniversary of the day the United States repealed the Eighteenth Amendment and gave Americans the constitutional ability to consume alcohol."

The 21st Amendment

Ratified December 5, 1933

Section 1. The eighteenth article of amendment to the Constitution of the United States is hereby repealed.

Section 2. The transportation or importation into any State, Territory, or possession of the United States for delivery or use there in of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws thereof, is hereby prohibited.

Section 3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by conventions in the several States, as provided in the Constitution, within seven years from the date of the submission hereof to the States by the Congress.

because it is bitters

because it is bitters
Originally uploaded by finnerton

I woke up in Kennett Square yesterday. I tried to sober up by eating the cheese of a goat. I couldn't shake the people I was with. Blazered, appropriate types. The folks who know a thing or two about wine. I sniff the bouquet and tell them, "Mmm, I smell that it is wet, and alcoholic."

who needs a calendar anyway.

i woke up 2 weeks early for halloween. i don't give a damn because i've been sleeping since last august. my costume is complete.

Blue Skyy

DSC_1900
Originally uploaded by finnerton

I was blue, just as blue as I could be
Every day was too painful a day for me
Then vodka came a-knocking at my door
Skies were gray but they're not gray anymore

Blue skyy
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skyy
Do I see

blue skyy
now i'm singing a song
nothing but blue skyy
all day long

Never did my wit shine so bright
Never saw tonic go so right
Noticing the days hurrying by
When you're in love, my how they fly

blue day
all of them gone
nothing but blue skyy
from now on

On the lam in Punxsutawney

magic fingers
Originally uploaded by finnerton

with an Irish flight attendant named Drew. Hot towels and warm nuts, ladies.

haaPPy BirthdaY Narvy

evidently it is the birthday of that mad little aspoe fool, RNarvaez. Go watch his cute little brown peepers on Youtube, reading about that slut, Inez.




and if you REALLY love him, you'll head on over to Asinine Poetry, and submit yourself a poem.